Archivio per la categoria 'Losco Figuro'
Amici come prima
| Neko: | Another quarrel in chat for trifles? |
| Kuma: | Yes… but at last everything is solved, everyone goes back to his own life and we’re better friends than ever! |
| Neko: | I hope so! You’re all adults! |
| Losco Figuro: | What’s the username? |
| Kuma: | Fast Sloth! |
| Losco Figuro: | This is not your problem anymore! |
Impronta Genetica
| Losco Figuro: | Good afternoon, Mister Ludwig! |
| Ludovico: | Wha…? No, wait! I’ve changed my name, now my name is Ludovico! |
| Ludovico: | I am a brand new tapir, a gender of middle size mammal, which has a snout with a small proboscis, short tail and dark coat (ord. perissodactyls) |
| Losco Figuro: | Don’t worry, mister Ludwig! I’m here just to meet my cousin! Hi, Lennon! |
| Lennon: |
.... .. .-.-.- |
| Ludovico: | Cousin, eh? To tell the truth, there is a certain resemblance between you two! |
| Losco Figuro: | I hope it’s not irony what I hear, mister Ludwig! |
Questione d’immagine
| Kuma: | Don’t you ever be ashamed of your dirty business? |
| Losco Figuro *: | Sure! I am not really what I seem: it’s because of a difficult childhood and a troubled youth! |
| Losco Figuro *: | Every night I am alone with myself and I pay dearly for my wicked crimes! |
| Kuma: | Oooh, really? |
| Losco Figuro *: | No. But give humanity to my character give him degree of popularity! nothing escapes marketing laws, mister fatty! |
| * Losco Figuro = Shady Customer | |
Eliminazione
La vignetta arriva un po’ in ritardo e in bianco e nero… ma ho dovuto nascondermi dal Losco Figuro. Il colore arriverà; ora torno a disegnare la vignetta per domani.
Papaveri e papere
| Losco Figuro: | Mister Duck? Donald Duck? |
| Kuma: | Eh?! No, Mister Losco! I’m Kuma, the Fatty Bear, don’t you recognize me? |
| Kuma: | I’m just dressed like Donald Duck, but to tell the truth I’m… |
| Losco Figuro: | … an impostor, I know! That’s the reason why my client wants to eliminate you, Mister Bear! |
| Kuma: | Wait! Are you saying Donald Duck… |
| Losco Figuro: | This would be work for Granma Duck, but you know… If I can do a favour to that sweet little old lady… |
Cosplay
| Kuma: | No, wait, Losco! If the problem is that I am dressed like your client, we can solve it! |
| Kuma: | Look! I take off the costume: my readers don’t like it anyway! |
| Kuma: | So, is it all ok now? |
| Losco Figuro: | Not yet! |
| Zak: | Ehi, is the cosplay here? |
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Battesimo di fuoco
Auguri comunque al bellissimo nuovo arrivato Stefano Francesco e agli orgogliosi genitori!
| Neko: | Ehi, fatty! You did it again! Why didn’t you draw my new strip? |
| Kuma: | Oh, yes, well… you know, I am here for a baptism… |
| (voice): | Hurrah for Stefano! |
| Losco Figuro: | If you don’t want to go to a funeral too, it’s better you come back to work, Mr. Bear! |
Sul perché il tapiro è in estinzione
Nota: solo Losco Figuro chiama ancora Ludovico col suo vero nome. Rileggi le strip del tapiro per saperne di più.
Note: Only Losco Figuro (Shady Customer) calls Ludovico with his real name. Read the strips of the tapir for more info.
On why tapir is a dying species
| Losco Figuro: | Gentlemen, WWF sent me here because of the abuses suffered by Mr. Ludwig! |
| Neko & Kuma: | WHO?!? |
| Losco figuro: | The tapir! |
| Ludovico: | middle size mammal, which have a snout with a small proboscis, short tail and dark coat (ord. perissodactyls) |
| Neko: | Do you see how he takes the wrist? He’s a real professional! |
| Kuma: | Uff… |
