Archivio di Ottobre 2006
Gatti in tangenziale
Cats on motorway
(on Celebrity Survivor TV show)
| Simona Ventura: | Simona Tagli old out less than a cat on a motorway! |
| Kuma: | Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! |
| Kuma: | Ah! Ah! Less than a cat on a motorway! A CAT! Ah! Ah! Did you get it? |
| Neko: | That was not so funny! |
| Kuma: | No, it wasn’t… |
Scoop
Scoop
| Neko: | A lot of people are asking why you didn’t talk about the news of the day! |
| Kuma: | What was it? |
| Neko: | Our politicians use drugs! |
| Kuma: | Such a news! |
| Neko: | Yes, but the news has been censored! |
| Kuma: | Really?! |
| Neko: | Ok, forget it! |
Presagi
Omens
| Rocco: | We have won! Now nobody can stop us! |
| Nereo: | Wipe that grin off your face! |
| (Next match: Triestina-Juventus) |
Arezzo-Triestina 0-1
Solita parentesi settimanale con I Muli, pubblicati sul Blog dell’Unione.
This is the usually weekly strip with the Mules, published on The Union Blog.
Fogli bianchi
White paper
In the middle of our life’s walk…
Call me Ishmael.
It was a dark and stormy night
| Kuma: | Uff! They already stolen me all the best ideas! |
Talenti inespressi
Unexpressed talents
Marley was dead: to begin with. There is no doubt whatever about that.
| Neko: | Why do you think you can be a writer? |
| Kuma: | Everyone say there is a great unexpressed potential in what I write! |
| Neko: | I think it’s an elegant way to tell you are not a good writer! |
Il mattino ha l’oro in bocca
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
| Kuma: | Weeendy… |
| Neko: | If you don’t know what to write, tell about something exciting that was happened in your life! |
| Kuma: | Riiight! |
| Neko: | Ok, don’t worry… we can find something else! |
Bianconiglio
The White Rabbit
Alice was beginning to get very tired of sitting by her sister on the bank, and of having nothing to do:
| Neko: | I’m getting bored! |
| Kuma: | You looks like Alice before she started to run after the White Rabbit! |
| Kuma: | Where did she go? |
| White Rabbit: | Oh dear! Oh dear! I shall be too late! |
| Neko: | Shut up or I’ll cut off with your head! |
La maledizione del pareggio fantasma
The Curse of the ghost goal
| Rocco: | I can’t see that! what’s te score? |
| Nereo: | It depends: I have to count all the goals or only Juventus ones? |
Triestina-Juventus 0-1 (con un goal regolare annullato alla Triestina)
Solita parentesi settimanale con I Muli, pubblicati sul Blog dell’Unione.
Triestina-Juventus 0-1 (with a regular goal canceled to Triestina)
This is the usually weekly strip with the Mules, published on The Union Blog.
Quesito con la Sara
| Simona Ventura: | Junior get 8 euro from her mom to buy 12 eggs and half a liter of milk. One liter of mil costs 1,20 euro and each egg costs 40 cents. How many euro Junior will bring back to her mom? |
| Simona Ventura: | Sara? |
| Simona Ventura: | Sara! Say 2,60! |
| Sara Tommasi: | 2,60. |
| Simona Ventura: | Good! |
| Sara Tommasi: | 1,50? 3,80! 5,40? |
| Simona Ventura: | STOP IT! |
Don’t worry: just one more show to the end of VIP Survivor, then we will come back to our high cultural standards.
In te meanwhile, I definitely choose my favorite one: the amazing Sara Tommasi, the funny starved girl of the island… who also give me a lot of ideas for strips.
Tranquilli, manca una sola puntata al termine dell’Isola dei Famosi, dopodichè torneremo ad elevarci alle solite vette culturali dell’Orso Ciccione.
Nel frattempo ho definitivamente scelto il mio candidato alla vittoria: l’irriducibile Sara Tommasi, la simpatica mangiona dell’isola, bersagliata dalle prese in giro dopo le sue prime gaffe… e che oltretutto mi da’ sempre qualche spunto per le mie strip.
Un altro orso trovato su:
